The Trump Tweet That Broke The Reality Simulator
It was Sunday, July 2, 2017. A quiet, partly cloudy morning in the reality simulator during a holiday weekend. But, this was no ordinary holiday weekend. It's Independence Day weekend.
The lying, fake news media outlet known as CNN, which is ISIS, was on the ropes. Plagued by scandal after scandal when hidden video surfaced from Project Veritas revealing an outrageous witch hunt against the President of the United States and the people who voted for him. CNN was dizzy, ready to collapse.
It was then, that President Trump struck. And struck he did.
But there were objections from the lying, fake news media who had successfully cheered on and incited violence against President Trump's supporters.
The reality simulator, broken and in a frantic state of reprogramming itself to control us once again, was overtaken by a tsunami of trolling that blotted out the reality simulator's Sun icon.
The First Son and savagely dank Donald Trump Jr. stepped in to salt the wound of one of CNN's chief liars, Jim Acosta.
We the American people declared our independence from the globalist fake media in NYC, Washington, DC and Los Angeles. We the American people broke you.
Mr. President, keep the based memes coming!