Scott Baio Owns George Clooney. More Please.
In Los Angeles, where perception is reality and image is everything, Scott Baio is keeping with my vision of a future where out of touch Hollywood elites watch in real-time as their fragile images get rekt by the Hollywood Right in under 140 characters.
Now that George Clooney is escaping refugee ravaged Europe for safer pastures in Studio City, CA, Scott Baio used his clout on social media to embarrass Clooney. Bravo!
In fact, if ever the two should cross paths IRL at a restaurant or event, Scott Baio should just look at him and treat him like the fragile, owned twirp George Clooney is. Words need not be exchanged. Lions don't need to finesse or debate rats; they're lions.
More of this, please. You know who you are, Hollywood right wingers. I do it everyday, yet my account is still modest in size and Twitter refuses to verify me, when unknown shmoes with a banjo and poetry blog get verified instantly.
I can't think of a time when manners won a war, can you?